Let me jot down the words that I love to tell my friends:
Please!!, Pathetic, Disappointed, Kaminey, Chutiye, MC, BC, CC, Dude, U have no idea, Excuse me, Is it? , Hah, Aww, Nailed it, #true story, seriously, Come on, le loser, As if……
Now last week was full of happenings in LIBA. Classes,
bitches beaches and orientation. I will come to those typically boring college happenings later but before that let me tell you the breaking news. I got caught thrice while smoking in my room by the assistant hostel director. Gave me warning (as if I care) and left the room. I smiled and lit another one.
Classes are going pretty good. I am sleeping with my eyes open. Now this art right here needs expertise and practice. Ramdev Baba don’t even teach ‘How to sleep with eyes open?’ I am a master of the art and I even ask question in the class sometimes while sleeping (that is like playing the game at ‘veteran’ level). My batch is full of nerds and the effect on me is really frustrating. They are regular page turners and I am yet to see the cover of any book. Grrrhh…I am so gonna be screwed. On 22nd and 23rd we had orientation.
Yesterday had presentations of different Clubs of LIBA. The seniors are super cool and met few of them. Met Bhuvanesh, Rahil, Akash, Abhishek. Saw Kasturi, Cherryl, Charanya, Madhumitha, Anika but was not able to interact. Elite class I guess….lol. Anyway the signature campaign is on in LIBA and I am planning to hit the floor tomorrow.
Last week we went to Bessie. Played in water, melted some ice and had loads of fun. At last it seems that our class is going for the normal chit chat (with few occasions of gender biased awkward silence). Sherwin is unofficially Mr. Fresher and Ankur is the clean hearted devil. Among girls there are few head turners but not gonna name them, may get charges of harassment…lol. The best thing about our Bessie trip is that it was successful. It was my first non-alcoholic fun filled moments in Chennai. This is so going into LIBA F12 history book. We had dinner together and food was too good, although missed Zaitoon by whiskers.
Thats me the invisible one 😛
Now the fun part:
In today’s Man Eco class I was feeling so sleepy that I wrote the worst ever text coming out of my pen (no dude believe me there are worse!!!). Here is what I wrote:
When u sleep in the class
And let the time pass
U wish for some grass
But the professor is here
With Placecomm OCD
Or other clubs’ pedigree
Which keep us very busy
And the freshers in near
And here is the catch
With debit credit mismatch
U cant sleep in Vandy’s class
It gives u sleepless nights
Regional bias is past
The spell has been cast
Making friends very fast
Let’s take LIBA to new heights
P.S. I have applied for only placecomm. Fingers crossed that I get in.
P.P.S. I thought signature campaign is junior senior interaction over few bottles of Signature 😉 .